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Mal: "When a man engages in clandestine dealings, he has this preference for
things going smoothly. She makes things not be smooth."
Simon: "Right. I'm very sorry she tipped off anyone about your cunningly
concealed herd of cows."
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How do you insult a lawyer?
You might as well not even try. Consider: of all the highly
trained and educated professions, law is the only one in which the prime
lesson is that *winning* is more important than *truth*.
Once someone has sunk to that level, what worse can you say about them?
😗
Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows
You can pick 'em you can lick 'em you can chew 'em you can stick 'em
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.
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He who hesitates is last.
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