闺蜜无聊 有没有出来玩的

Where's your boulder, goy?

i dont know who you are. i see sam hyde pfp, i comment.

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence. Every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

This Man Is Awesome. Dare I Say, +rep

+13rep is called sam

kid named paint

she does not dude, she lives on willow street

nick's a fed

something something can't keep getting away with it

gallon of milk from kroger

i just woke up in a new bugatti

I was there when they whipped him and there was nothing we could do....

+3.50rep Intelligent inner city youth who has a way with words

double romans for you sir

+88rep wp

sam hyde the science guy

There was no Roman Empire in 308BC. It was a Republic :)

i love you

sam,

those were some of the best shtipost essays i've read in a while
keep it up, and i might even let you skip on every other soy milk portion without breaking any of your pelvic bones

t. epic serbian train fails channel

Agreed.

are you the leader of the white all caucasian jihadist athiest sect known as "Sam Albihadi Hyde"?

arr spongebob me boy, i haven't paid me taxes since 2002. I may be heading to federal prison