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dodaj, mam pytanie
- Joe Crowe
😲
Peter: Brian should be allowed to see his puppies.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Peter, Think about what you are doing.
Peter: I am, Your honor Brian will be a great dad. Hell if I were half the parent Brian is, I'd know that Chris' favorite ice cream is...
Brian: Chocolate Chip.
Peter: and Stewie's favorite bedtime story is...
Brian: Good Night Moon.
Peter: and Meg's real father's name is...
Brian: Stan Thompson.
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It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.
-- Maimie Van Doren
😶
I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one,
but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already
because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even
after we've been home a long while.
-- Casey Stengel
😫
Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
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