Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
ㅤ* Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing fish everywhere."
"Have you seen an optician?" asks the doctor.
"Look I told you," snapped the patient, "It's fish that I see."
ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"
Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

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