Käyttäjän A++ POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 3.4.2023 klo 12.54

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 3.4.2023 klo 13.23

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 5.4.2023 klo 7.28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 5.4.2023 klo 7.39

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 5.4.2023 klo 7.51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 11.4.2023 klo 5.35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 14.4.2023 klo 7.02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.40

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 15.12.2023 klo 3.51

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 3.2.2024 klo 2.49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 30.1.2024 klo 11.11

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 15.4.2023 klo 12.50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 14.4.2023 klo 6.47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 30.1.2024 klo 11.18

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 18.4.2023 klo 5.19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 10.4.2023 klo 11.53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 3.4.2023 klo 13.02

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 15.4.2023 klo 12.43

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 15.4.2023 klo 12.28

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 19.4.2023 klo 10.01

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.28

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 3.4.2023 klo 13.05

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 13.11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 10.4.2023 klo 11.48

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 3.2.2024 klo 11.25

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 3.4.2023 klo 13.00

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 10.4.2023 klo 11.47

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 3.2.2024 klo 0.59

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 5.4.2023 klo 7.28

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 19.4.2023 klo 10.00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 3.4.2023 klo 13.23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 10.4.2023 klo 11.55

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 18.4.2023 klo 10.04

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Avattu 3.2.2024 klo 11.26

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 10.42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 3.2.2024 klo 1.15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 3.2.2024 klo 1.10

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 12.13

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 19.4.2023 klo 7.40

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30