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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:38am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:08am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:07am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:09am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 6:22am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:02am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:10am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:35am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:02am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:00am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:52am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:51am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 5:09am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:12am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:35am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 2:35am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 7:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:29am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 2:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 5:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:56am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:17am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:32am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:36am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:57am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:25am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:22am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:04am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:28am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 3:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:05am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:29am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:31am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:31am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:48am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:48am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:57am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:56am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:04am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:56am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:28am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 6:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:40am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:51am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:15am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:12am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:15am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:50pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 7:00am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:33pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 11:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:56am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:25am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:14am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:17am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:07am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 2:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:47pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 2:46am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:01am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:15am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:54am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:31pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:49am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:50am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:34am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:50am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:29am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:34am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:02am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:35am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:14am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:32am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:57am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:20am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:08am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:55am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:13am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:32am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:55am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:34am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:18am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:23pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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