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..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar. Believe me. I
speak from experience.
-- Matt Welsh
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If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play
for once!
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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...
When are you going to grow up?
I'm only doing this for your own good.
Why are you crying? Stop crying, or I'll give you something to
cry about.
What's wrong with you?
Someday you'll thank me for this.
You'd lose your head if it weren't attached.
Don't you have any sense at all?
If you keep sucking your thumb, it'll fall off.
Why? Because I said so.
I hope you have a kid just like yourself.
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Getting into trouble is easy.
-- D. Winkel and F. Prosser
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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