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-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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Whistler's Law:
You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
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So, you better watch out!
You better not cry!
You better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming, to town.
He knows when you've been sleeping,
He know when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
He has ties with the CIA.
So...
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O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law:
Murphy was an optimist.
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"This is Vergon 6." -Professor
"Bah." -Amy
It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little
doomed animals." -Professor
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"An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code."
-- an anonymous programmer
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You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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