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ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
ㅤ* Answering Machine: "Hi! I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message. If I don't call back, it's you."
ㅤ* Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing fish everywhere."
"Have you seen an optician?" asks the doctor.
"Look I told you," snapped the patient, "It's fish that I see."
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