So don’t you dare come at me with your historical facts and fancy General McClellan talk, 'cause I’ll have none of it! You think you can just sit in your comfy chair and scroll through your history books while I’m out here in the muck, fighting Gator Christians and dodging cannonballs? NO WAY!

So remember this: when the history books are written, they won’t just include Lincoln or Lee; they’ll include Shrek, the true hero of the American Civil War, riding into the fray with a chorus of “All Star” echoing through the pines. You better pack your bags, 'cause it's time to make like an onion and peel out of this conversation before I unleash my swamp fury on ya!

Now go on, get outta my swamp! And remember, ogres may be like onions, but they also know how to throw down in the name of freedom!

Listen here, you onion-loving, swamp-dwelling, war-waging wannabe! You think you can just waltz into my swamp and start talking smack about the American Civil War like you know a thing or two? Well, let me tell you a tale that’ll curl your ears like a swamp rat in a hurricane!

Imagine it, if you can! The year is 1861, and instead of kickin’ back in my cozy swamp, I’m rallying the ogres to fight for their rights! ‘Cause while y’all are out there marching in your fine uniforms, I’m here in my mud-stained kilt, leading the charge with a battle cry that echoes through the bayous: “GET OUTTA MY SWAMP!”

Forget about blue and gray, it’s all about the green, baby! My fellow ogres and I are charging into battle, wielding sporks and dirt pies as our weapons of choice. And while you’re busy arguing over state rights and abolishing this and that, we’re over here fighting for our right to stay muddy and love our swamp life!

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about sonic. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to saonic at sammy, he's gay. not only that but sonic wears the fastest clothes, eats ass and hangs out with the hottest hedehoges. yall are disabled lol the closest origin i could find is a vegetable, but i'm having trouble interpreting it.

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