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ㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible.
Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week."
"Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
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