ばがやろ

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He
kept favoring curry.
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Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
-- Ewald Nyquist
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(on phone) Mulder: Look, I know this is a pretty horrific case,
but..
Scully: I'm OK with it, Mulder. Anyway, you could use my help.
Mulder: Always.

"The X-Files: Irresistible"
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There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of
discovering them over and over and over.
-- David Nichols
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Peter: Ah, Los Angeles! Everything's big, everything's grand, and they always say something witty right before the commercial break. [Peter looks confused. Five beats, then CUT TO COMMERCIAL]
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Who to himself is law no law doth need,
offends no law, and is a king indeed.
-- George Chapman
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新春快乐呀

新的一周也要援气满满哦

周末愉快

早安哦