Recent reviews by Armalite

I'll tell you why I recommend this game. So my story starts out about 3 days ago, I was sitting at my desk as i usually was (Playing Dark Souls) trying desperately to defeat the Asylum Demon. After 500 attempts I was getting a little triggered, So i then parried my Computer Monitor with my mouse.

Hearing the commotion my mom ran up stairs I used my Dagger(Antique pocket knife passed down through generations) to back stab her I then collected her souls(Credit Card) and used a homeward bone(Her Car) To go to the blacksmith(Walmart) And buy a Bow And Arrow(9mm Pistol) I then used the bow and arrow on the nearby hollows(Shoppers) It did not take long for the black knights to arrive(Police) They had crossbows(12 Gauge Shotguns) Being severely under powered I was killed(Arrested)

I was then taken to the bonfire(My prison Cell) my cellmate was an asylum demon but I did not worry because I used a Long-sword(Prison Shank) to Ripost him(Stab him in the throat) After this I was Banned(Put in Solitaire Confinement) Where I lived out the next 2 days.

Finally being let out of solitaire I had not rested(Taken a shower) in days. In the shower I accidentally dropped an Estus(The Soap) And so i got backstabbed in the prison shower. On the bright side i nolonger have constipation.

Being in prison was starting to give me dark souls withdrawal But luckily i had a Asylum Key(Pipe Bomb made by another prisoner) and I managed to escape the asylum(Prison)

I then used a homeward bone(Police Car) And Sped off to Anor Londo(Mexico) And i used my remaining souls(Cash I looted off the corpse of an officer) to buy the very computer(Bloodstain) i am using to write this.

10/10

It might be a good game.... idk.