My profession is the study of comedianism, most of my study is centered around pirates, here are just a few of the jokes that equipped within my arsenal of over 3000+ funny gags. Look below for a good laugh.

How do pirates steer their ship when tired? Auto Pirate // cont
Why cant pirates play cards? Because they are standing on the deck.





I'm a bikie man from a bikie gang
living in my crackden making crack
I love kiling, thieving, and extortion
Give me twenty bucks, I'll give you an abortion
I love cocaine and selling it to kids
I charge fiddy for an ounce
And my dad used to ♥♥♥♥ me, Rippity dee


My name's Snake I'm from a rival gang
So give me the drugs or I'll go BANG
I'm a real rough bloke
I'll murder your wife
So give me the drugs or you'll be in strife
[Pre-Chorus: Bikie Man]
Oh noe! He's got the drop on me
But lucky I got a trick up my sleeve

Bang! Biggitybang a bigga bangbang biggity biggety bang
And a shoot-shoot-shoot put a bullet in your head
Bing bam boom and he's effin' dead


Stop right there I'm a crooked cop
Give me a bribe or your drugs will stop (eff you!)
Oh you gangsters are such big roughies
I'm gonna put you in handcuffies

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Oh noe! I'ts the boys in blue.
What the hell am I gonna do?


Bang! Biggitybang a bigga bangbang biggity biggety bang
And a shoot-shoot-shoot put a bullet in your head
Bing bam boom and he's effin' dead

Well hello there, I'm just a passerby and I--


Bang! Biggitybang a bigga bangbang biggity biggety bang
And a shoot-shoot-shoot put a bullet in your head
Bing bam boom and he's effin' dead


Bangbang biggity bangbang biggity bang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSaGAVHmvw - my youtube channel.



Rest in peace Bella 2009 - 2017

Half empty, half full, no one promised there would be a glass at all. It's fantastic it has anything in it at all.