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Caught this mans in a game of Fortnite, turns out he lived pretty close to me. I invited him over to chill out and play some games and stuff. He started staring at my cat Ted, like A LOT. At first I didn't think nothing of it, I just thought he wasn't use to seeing one or whatever. I woke up to my cat literally screaming. I noticed it he was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I kicked the door open and then saw something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. This dudes 4 inch erect sledgehammer was buried in the anal cavity of my poor cat. Turns out this guy is a serial cat rapist. wouldn't recommend.