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31 of 45 (69%) achievements earned:
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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:02am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:50am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:05am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:11am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:04am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:09am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:36am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:08am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:38am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:16am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:43am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:41am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:01am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:28am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:42am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:13am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:39am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:06pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:41am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:59am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:49am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:29am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:50am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:54am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:44am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:46am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:54am



Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
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