"Show me how those big tits fart." - Tom Segura
"I will give you a blowjob for that burrito!" - Digby
"I wasn't here for your frickin weiner." - Duck
"Life is no fun if you don't have fun." - Dony
"Pizzas open doors." - Tiny 'Crunk Bunny' Tina
"Spread those cheeks and make it snow." - TJ
"She bitted my peepnis" - Unknown