No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a GTX 3090 then we be friends.

Also Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

I became the first person to ♥♥♥ in 2023 December 31st 2022 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my ♥♥♥♥ desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white ♥♥♥ everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement. I had just become the first person to ♥♥♥ in 2023. I look over my ♥♥♥ filled desk and chair with pride.

Nothing you chumps do will ever compare to my form of schizophrenia. You see "shadow people" on the daily? Tch, please. I've known them by name since I was a child. You think your government is out to get you in specific? They've been at me since I was born, and I've just accepted it. You hear voices in your head that tell you what to do? I am the voices, ♥♥♥♥♥. You spend all your time preparing for the apocalypse, and waiting for that inevitable cataclysmic demise? Man the ♥♥♥♥ up. The world ended the second I came out of the womb. None of you will ever be as schizophrenic as me, I am the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king of schizophrenia. All of you are impostors; pathetic peasants, flaunting your "schizo-posting" as though it were a medal of honor, yet none of you will ever come close to my level of neuroticism. Face the music, kid. You will never be as schizophrenic as me.

-rep slugs everyone with bubba and then the worse part is that the only reason it worked was that my team were ♥♥♥♥♥♥ console gamers, ur utter garbage. also clearly a gayboy when ur pfp is the anime killer

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