i love throat! orange hispanic fanta in my veins. i’m tweaker sauce.

hey baby it’s Laquisha!!! listen…. i loved how you had my voluptuous dark skinned cheeks absolutely clapping in the night. i’d like that everyday. i also loved the fog you produced within the room from our smells of musty frito feet and truffle butter.

if you need my assistance please call me. i’ll be there with my generation 5 G Lock (with the switch ) anywho off to shoot some golf with tony polcari (he’s weawy hawt). if you need a place to stay a while come to my twerk den there’s free hotdogs for everyone there because a person in my family was killed by a foul ball at a baseball game.

+rep loves ghetto hoes more than i do

i’m sending my kindest regards and an armed man to your home as we speak from detroit

I think we got off on the wrong foot, so let's restart so you don't miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime (me). I'm Tony Polcari, a consultant living in Washington D.C.. My celebrity doppelganger is Ben Affleck, I'm exceptionally charismatic, foolishly romantic, well-to-do financially and physically, I've phenomenal reflexes and bone structure, have been told I'm the best man they had in bed, have a growing Instagram following, come from a very influential New England family and perhaps my only flaw is I am, genetically speaking, borderline perfect (why is this a "flaw" well because I didn't have to work for it). If you're interested add me, I'd love to fly you out to Washington D.C. and show you the place; I'm quite the catch and to say you'd be missing out is an understatement because I would treat you like a queen, I'd go to war for you and catch a bullet as well. Best wishes.