Dope as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I too have been violated by this monstrosity of a human being. We met on a game of squad through a mutual friend and we ran a lot of armor together. Over the course of 2 years playing together inside of a virtual Armored vehicle, he suggested I bring my PC to his house and we hangout and play squad together there. When I got there, everything was kosher…..until it wasn’t. He recommended that I drive us to the local dive bar like old times driving a Russian BTR where he pulled out a little 30 MM cannon of his own and proceeded to commit war crimes against my face and whispered into my ear that he would “ always be my squad lead.”Highly recommend everyone not to play with this guy and report him to your local authorities.

Hey, new user! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft🌈, the Pony E-RP Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thanks for the $1000 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to add the "20 foot horse dildo" that you requested to your account. However we're currently working on this issue and will e-mail you the confirmation once it's added.

Regards, Vague.

bro are you disrespecting my japanese culture bro i’m more japan than all of you because i watch anime and you don’t, i bet you don’t even know what Naruto is you degenerate. So before you message me acting like you know my culture maybe check yourself first

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.