HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL' 500 POUND SUMBITCH, BOWSER, JUST TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYBODY IN PAINTIN'S. NOW I NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTIN'S AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPING, WHAT! A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHING, WHAT! AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS-WHOOPIN, WHAT! ...TO SAVE PRINCESS PEACH. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. CAUSE STONE TOAD SAID SO