+rep my mans finally made it to the big leagues

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Jabroni has now broke 2k hours in Counter-Strike Global Offensive and has yet to achieve the illustrious rank of Master Guardian. The poor lad has been stuck in elo hell as he tries to navigate through the swamp that is Silver and low Gold Nova. The commands of "Jabroni Carry Harder" has flown over his head like the messy spray that Jabroni attempts to accomplish with the M4A1-S, formerly known as the "Pea-Shooter". Where were the plays he has promised to his fellow CSGO brethren? Gone like his spray pattern or shots with the AWP. The many times he has announced, "Mom said its my turn" as he picks up his Elite Build follows with the miss of a shot and eventual throwing of said Elite Build Awp over to the enemy team. Jabroni has also broken the sacred etiquette of not using flashes during the Warm-Up time as he lobs flashbangs at both enemies and allies alike. But dude be stacked AF so...
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