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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:17am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:31am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:33am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:46pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:40pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:33pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:41pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:35pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:32am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:20am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:42pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:49am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:35pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:40pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:35am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:38pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:35am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:27pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:40pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:02pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.