hello, add me please, wanna speak (offer) +rep

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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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Small things make base men proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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double value; /* or your money back! */
short changed; /* so triple your money back! */
-- Larry Wall in cons.c from the perl source code
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Man: You must be stupider than you look.

Homer: Stupider like a fix!

Lemon of Troy
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Backward conditioning:
Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
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Elevators smell different to midgets.
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+rep Tóxico só P90, vo cme a daniele

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p90 man. Só sabe jogar de p90