Step 1

When you enter the game, you say "privet". (Hello), if nobody answer, you are in a non russian server and everything is OKAY.

Step 2

If anyone answers with "privet" or anything russian sounding, simply say: "ta ♥♥♥♥♥♥?" (Are you russian?) they will most likely answer with a lot of russian words.

Step 3

Russians are now convinced that you are infact russian, simply say "da" and laugh a bit when you think what they say is directed at you.

Step 4

If you die in the game, simply scream "Idi naxui", "zuka blyad" or "mamku yebal".. this will further convince your russian team mates that you are infact russian.

Step 5

Try to avoid any unecessary conversation, and if your team ever get suspicion simply start a fight with one of them by using the terms "idi naxui, "zuka blyad" or "mamku yebal" in sentences with their nick names, this will make them leave you alone.