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Corruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job
is to enforce the law and fight crime.
-- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan
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The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
-- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour"
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Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi:
Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more
wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be
cautious.
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Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of
code using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK!
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially
Emacs.)
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There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
-- Christopher Marlowe
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