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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:16am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:37am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:11am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:44am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:44am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:49am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:16am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:28am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:28am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:51pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:34am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:01am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:39am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 11:54am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:45am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:13am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 9:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:24am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:51am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:04pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:56am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:58am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:19pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:18am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:22am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:06pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:21pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 7:13am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 7:06am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:57am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:17am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:41am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:37am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:14pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:45am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:07am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:55am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 7:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 1:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:01pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:51am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 7:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:33am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:41pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:31am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:47am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:37pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:48pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 11:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:51am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:44am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 7:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:23pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:48pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:49pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:00am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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