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"KAZUYAAA! MICHAEL JORDAN NEVER DID THAT MOVE!"
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"Just walking around like I don't know, I don't know"
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"Can you imagine if Los Angeles was a real city, and that people would wanna live there?"
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"Why steal a book you can't read? That's silly!"
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"You see the 90’s we’re simply more fun"
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"Babe wake up, the conductor is ranting about his home country again"
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"Social Media is the bastard child of reality tv"
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"Why did people create this type of technology in the first place, as if the world isn't full of creeps and con artists ready to exploit it"
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"Looks like they're going to eat... Not on my watch!"
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"He is the true embodiment of Raphael Ambrosius Cousteau"
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"The ravages of Al Gul are nearly as extreme as death itself, Lieutant Kitsuragi"
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"Popped a perc 30 got straight to f u c k i n"
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"Casual Racism vs Competitive Racism"
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"No, no way doc. I made a promise to a special lady: Lady liberty, she taught me that winners, don't use drugs"
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"Did... did you just make an 80s remix of an 80s song?"
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"Babe wake up the new “Jonathan Ferguson the keeper of firearms and artillery at royal armouries museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history” just dropped"
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"Can an African American temporarily obtain a slice of fried carbohydrates?"
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"I thought I had powers as an empath before, but they said all the glowing I was seeing when I looked at people was just a sign of cataracts"
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"Imagine having to travel all the way to Antarctica just to vape so your old lady doesn't find out"
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"Are we ABSOLUTELY sure eagle sweat is an energy drink and NOT a cologne?"
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"Hey I’m a flaterther, if someone want to convince me you have to take me 2 weeks to Hawaii all inclusive. Thanks"
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"Punchinello was a pushover. The moment when I entered his office, he folded like a deuce before a royal flush"
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