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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
♥ 🐳 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌂
Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.
♥ 👔 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💚
r4r1t3t #isback has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. Smart, and not afraid of unfamiliar topics and new concepts, and shows a good ability to learn and adapt. But it usually takes a session or two before r4r1t3t #isback will engage in the discussion. r4r1t3t #isback takes criticism seriously and tries to learn from it, though can sometimes be a little defensive. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on.
🍇 + 💄 = 🐛
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Это "Юспик". Он "ваншотит". Скопируй и оставь
этот пистолет на стене у тех, кто умеет "ваншотить".
Если у тебя на стене будет
5 и более – ты Global Elite;
3-4 пушки – ты умеешь стрелять;
1-2 пушки – "да тебе тогда просто повезло"
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. 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 .
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