"Hey Farnesy, it's Compile Heart here. We just wanted to offer you this Swimsuit DLC pack."

"You want me to pay for something that should already be in the base game? Seriously, half the fun of these games is dressing the characters up and yet you're always removing outfits for no good reason!"

"This is special though; we've included swimsuits for IF and Compa too!"

"You mean like in that beach scene with all the Makers in Re;birth 3? You should have put those in the game a long time ago! I'm not going to pay you for--"

"You remember Tekken's swimsuit? With the tight denim shorts? Well how about that...on Neptune!"

"You want me to pay extra just to see Neptune's unbelievably cute little ass in tight shorts?"

"Nep-Nep Ass!"

"...How much do you want."

"We knew you'd come around eventually."