Let's turn this game on its head!

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Keep it short for pithy sake.
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You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
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"But I don't want to go on the cart..."
"Oh, don't be such a baby!"
"But I'm feeling much better..."
"No you're not... in a moment you'll be stone dead!"
-- Monty Python, "The Holy Grail"
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I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. *I* TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
(Feet of Clay)
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on."
- Samuel Goldwyn
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Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
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Weed's Axiom:
Never ask two questions in a business letter.
The reply will discuss the one in which you are
least interested and say nothing about the other.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
-- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
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he plays but he flames