sharp friend

+ rep

Team synergy

fun game

Bananayazoo stood there, a literal 6’7 golden retriever in human form 🐾, the sunset hitting his stupidly perfect jawline like the main character he thinks he is 🌅✨. I stood next to him, feral 🫠, barely functioning, my brain buffering like dial-up every time he looked down at me with those big stupid eyes 🥴👀.

“Why are you staring at me like that?” he asked, smirking, because he knows. He knows. And all I could do was giggle like an NPC 🤡 because what else do you do when your boyfriend is a walking Wattpad edit 🫦?

Then he leaned down, his voice dropping to that stupidly illegal octave 🫣, and said, “You’re mine, you know that, right?” And boom—brain empty 🤯, heart racing 💓, soul ascended 🚀. I’m just standing there, a simp in my villain origin story, absolutely obliterated by this tall, blonde menace 😵‍💫❤️‍🔥.

yo whos this guy calling idiot