+rep Jousted with my genitals

ur gay lol

I am a professional Bbq Pit Master. The database defenses of the Guy's Grocery Games are nothing but a pair of steaks I could simply cook if I so choose. That being said, do not eat with out me under any circumstances. I can literally shoot a hot dog out of your monitor and feed you, ♥♥♥♥♥.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumbled upon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I just need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with. I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL. :)