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1 person found this review helpful
16.1 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
This game is an abomination :D
Posted 5 June, 2024.
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27.5 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As someone who has spent more time in the Underworld than a lost soul with a malfunctioning GPS, I can confidently state that Hades II is the best thing to happen since Zeus learned lightning was more than just a dazzling party trick.

From the moment you start the game, it's evident that Supergiant Games traded their souls to bring us this devilishly wonderful sequel. The images are so beautiful that I had to remind myself I wasn't staring in a mirror. What about the gameplay? Smoother than Dionysus on a Friday evening.

The new protagonist is so great that the Furies stopped chasing me to ask for an autograph. Let's talk about the Titan of Time, who is so timely that he makes Chronos appear to be running on a sundial.

Every run feels like a dice roll with Hades himself, and I'm not just referring to the random number generator. The tasks are more difficult than Heracles' exercise programme, and the bosses? They have more personality than Apollo's groupies.

To summarise, if you want a game that combines the charm of Elysium with the challenge of Tartarus, go no further. Hades II is a mythical mashup of your dreams. It's like eating a pomegranate: once you start, you can't stop until you've finished every last seed of content.

10/10 – would get incinerated by hellfire again.
Posted 10 May, 2024.
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9.4 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
This software is bussin'
Posted 5 November, 2021.
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216.4 hrs on record (55.1 hrs at review time)
**Stardew Valley, A Pixelated Paradise**

From the moment I stepped into the delightful environment of Stardew Valley, I knew I was in for a treat. This is more than a game; it's a wonderful trip that invites you to abandon the rush and bustle of contemporary life and enjoy the simple delights of farming and community.

**A World Filled with Life**

Stardew Valley is a masterclass in combining RPG features with the relaxing activity of farming. The game begins simply, with you inheriting your grandfather's old farm plot, but it gradually evolves into an adventure full of depth and discovery. Each season presents new problems and opportunities, ranging from meticulous agricultural preparation to the joy of discovering unexpected tunnels.

**Not Just Farming**

What distinguishes Stardew Valley is its thriving community. The residents of Pelican Town are highly portrayed, with their own tales and habits. Building relationships, attending festivals, and even finding love provide layers of participation that extend beyond your farm's fields.

**The Symphony of Pixels**

The visuals pay homage to the 16-bit period while maintaining a level of refinement and charm that seems ageless. Stardew Valley is a sensory delight, thanks to a music that flawlessly captures the flavour of each season.
Posted 1 November, 2021. Last edited 24 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
The music, the gameplay are niceeee
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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