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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 11:10am

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 10:23am

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:42am

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:42am

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:42am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:13am

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 4:45am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:54am

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 12:07pm

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:49am

Cannibanana

Lick a banana as an Abominana
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:23am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 11:35am

Nasty!

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:04am

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:08pm

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 12:25pm

French Fika

Lick the croissant
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:19am

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:11am

Car Cave

Find the secret garage
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:16am

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:13am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:03am

Club Mohair

Enter the super secret container rave
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:16am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:14am

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:24am

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 6:03am

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 11:04am

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:47am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:42am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 4:14am

Move! That! Bus!

Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:22am

This Took Half My Life

Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:16am



401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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