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Recent reviews by zjadacz cementu

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
79.7 hrs on record (72.6 hrs at review time)
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional
Posted 3 February.
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28.5 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
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yeah its good
Posted 17 August, 2023. Last edited 21 August, 2023.
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2.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
the earth was hungry, so it ate some people
Posted 18 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.4 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
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its hard to kill the mindflayer with just one hand
Posted 28 April, 2023.
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1.3 hrs on record
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of ♥♥♥ for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

game 10/10 Rated E for Everyone
Posted 30 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
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my aim didnt improve
Posted 2 December, 2021.
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38.0 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
before portal 2: monke

after portal 2: big brain
Posted 26 July, 2021.
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410.3 hrs on record (290.8 hrs at review time)
how do you move a prop without destroying everything in a 5 mile radius?
Posted 26 July, 2021.
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36.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
cs2 is a stinking pile of ♥♥♥♥, this is so so much better
Posted 22 July, 2021. Last edited 22 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record
my pc is so trash it runs at 5 fps its a very good game tho and i would recommend
Posted 2 July, 2021.
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