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I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers,
Tibor. I never thought it'd be my own wife.
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Gets A Job
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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
-- Carl Sagan
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"Spock, did you see the looks on their faces?"
"Yes, Captain, a sort of vacant contentment."
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UH-OH!! We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!
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When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at
you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.
-- Linus Torvalds
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"
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You couldn't say, 'I had orders.' You couldn't say, 'It's not fair.'
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