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𝓰 ̷̨͔̜͈̖͓͚̭̟̼̲̻̒̌̿̋͆͛͆͐̓ͅ𝓸 ̶̢͈̟͕͉͊̊͊̾̀̀͒̓͝𝓽 ̖̝͗̋̒̑̋̓́͊͆͞͠𝓽 ̶͈͖̼͚̥̹̫̏̀͆̈͗̽͗̕̕̕𝓪 ̛͕͈̜̝͕̗͖̰͊͋͗͒͂ 𝓰 ̶̸̶̢̧̧̧̛̛͕̯̠̞̜̦͔̩̜̮̲͕̜̦̬̥̫̱͖̪̃͆̀͂̿͛́̂̄̑̀͋͢͜͞ͅ𝓸  ̶̷̷͇̹̖͎̺͚͗͗̒̔̃͡͡𝒇 ̢̧̪͎̦̮̱͔͖̋̓̈̄𝓪 ̥̞͂̂̍͝͠͏͖̻̘̞̜̳̥̠͊͊͗̀́̀́̊̈̆͆̚͘𝓼 ͖̼̪͇̺̀͗̃̿̉́̄𝓽 ̶̸̜̫̣̺͖̄̐͑͛͆̒̈́̓̂̌́̓͋̕𝒆 ̵̷̧̨͚̥͙̩͎̓̀̽͑͢͞͠

always salt your pasta while boiling it