You are Maidenless, Without ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Jojo characters trying to fight a dude who can increase the density of his piss when someone tilts a pinball machine

I Am A Woman. I Am Gay. I Have Severe Depression I Think Killing People Is Bad. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Demons. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not ♥♥♥♥ The Entire Population. My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies. Sometimes Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech And Nobody Knows What The ♥♥♥♥ I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Facts. I Love Myself. One Day I Will Overthrow God.

If I do eat ♥♥♥, I most likely wouldn’t die. Let’s say that somehow each nut is always 25 calories, so in order to reach the recommended daily amount of calories, I would have to bust 80 times a day and eat every single bite of ♥♥♥. However, I most likely do not need 2000 calories a day, so I might be able to do 1400.There is vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat and protein in semen, but because eating semen is usually in low quantities, there is not really enough nutritional value in semen. Finally, I probably would burn more calories producing the ♥♥♥ than I would gain from eating it

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.