Why hello there! It seems you have found my profile on your magical microwave device. Well then, now that you're here I might as well tell you some of my majestic tales then, shant I. But wait! You could be a spy sent here to learn of my tales, then write them down and create a new best selling book! I cannot trust you yet. Though if you need to hear my tales then you must gain my trust. The first step to this is becoming my friend. I shall tell you the rest once you are. The next steps may include buying me food.