im beating it to the thought of you tonight


no diddy

sometimes you just gotta put the mustard in the microwave & let these people know you not the one because dinosaurs don't bark when you text the house phone & at the end of the day you STILL gotta walk yo goldfish

this man will make you ♥♥♥ in less than 10 seconds, like imagine taking a 12 second car to the drag strip but it passes all your expectations and becomes a 10 second car, thats what its like for this man to whisper sweet nothings into your ass. <3

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Wow where can I begin. I wouldn’t challenge this dude in a sniper lane if it was the move that would save my life. “One incident” = little sus but I mean he seems rehabilitated (?) Also top tier phas player, would be the meat shield for him any day, he’s got the crucifixes 🤌 he also sells toe jam on the side but I’m not sure if he wanted me to tell you guys that (check him out on TTVgingerpogchamp)

Why you sound like my grandpa when i unplug his life support