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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 1:33pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 7:17am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 11:28am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 5:47am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 6:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 4:08am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 10:14am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 5:54am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 8:26am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 5:44am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 4:35am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 1:47pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 5:42am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 5:52am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 5:52am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 6:03am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 10:39am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 4:45am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 12:55pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:13am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 1:08pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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