An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same
time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate. They met, discovered they
had the same fiancee, and told him. "Get out of our lives you rascal. We'll
teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."
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The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
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Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so
little to recommend it.
-- Allan Sherman
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Charity begins at home.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes to College
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