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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading: Was it done, is
it being done, or is something to be done? Reports are now written in four
tenses: past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense. Watch for
novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmar), defined by the imperfect past,
the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.
-- Amrom Katz
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Um, excuse me, what the actual ♥♥♥♥ are you doing in my house? Please get the ♥♥♥♥ out, right now. Oh, you're black. You're here to steal ♥♥♥♥. Alright, allow me to say this in a language you'll understand. Ooga Booga, go back to Africa.

Um, excuse me, what the actual ♥♥♥♥ are you doing in my house? Please get the ♥♥♥♥ out, right now. Oh, you're black. You're here to steal ♥♥♥♥. Alright, allow me to say this in a language you'll understand. Ooga Booga, go back to Africa.

Um, excuse me, what the actual ♥♥♥♥ are you doing in my house? Please get the ♥♥♥♥ out, right now. Oh, you're black. You're here to steal ♥♥♥♥. Alright, allow me to say this in a language you'll understand. Ooga Booga, go back to Africa.

Um, excuse me, what the actual ♥♥♥♥ are you doing in my house? Please get the ♥♥♥♥ out, right now. Oh, you're black. You're here to steal ♥♥♥♥. Alright, allow me to say this in a language you'll understand. Ooga Booga, go back to Africa.