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👑 * 🚘 * 🔋 * 👹 * 🐠 * 🥞 * 🎽 * 👽 * 📀 * 💗 * 🥗 * 🕺 * 🌏 * 🌸 * ⚡ * 🎄
ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
ㅤ* With a calendar, your days are numbered.
ㅤ* Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
🍧 * 🚙 * 🌽 * 🎈 * 🌂 * 🥒 * 👃 * 💙 * 💛 * 💄 * 🐳 * 🌳 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 😺 * ⛳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!