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You will not see the pearly gates.

Let me tell you the story when the level 600 school gyatt walked passed me, I was in class drinking my grimace rizz shake from ohio during my rizzonomics class when all of the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy, past my class. I was watching kai cenat hit the griddy on twitch. This is when I let my rizz take over and I became the rizzard of oz. I screamed, look at this bomboclat gyatt

LEUTE, MEINE MAMA HAT MIR EINFACH ERLAUBT, DASS ICH COLA TRINKEN DARF. WIE COOL IST DAS BITTE?! JETZT ZOCK ICH FORTNITE UND TRINK COLA
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