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Once Upon a time, in a land far far away, one of those lands with strange creatures and ugly plants, which was called Japan and was known for Hentai, there was a young hero. This story is about him. Our Hero, not a human but a lama had a quest, which, like allways, started at the house of an old man. Like most of those old mans he was a bit strange, but really helpfull and known for his karate-skills. But the lama didn't learn karate but got a Jet-Pack from the old man. Thats why its called "DAS_RAKETENLAMA", in honor of his german ancestors. With its Jet-Pack the lama flew to russia and drank a bottle of vodka.
It than ate the bottle, because thats how heroes drink vodka.
A bit tipsy and therefor with poor flying skills it tryed to fly to Putin but missed and went to the city of Baraki Barak in Lowgar. There it met an old friend and a pretty big noob called "Shukali" with whom it wanted to fight against flowers, squirrels and Kim Jong Un. But Shukali sounded like he speaks threw a broken headphone so lama just didn't talk to him while fighting.
Another big hero called "Syntos" joined the two of them and together they started their long journey to North Korea. Syntos however was a real Pro and didn't want to play with those two, so he left them again for his own journey with "Avogarados". So they tied him up and swapped him for the_Aeffect.
Once our three young heroes landed in North Korea they started to fight against the army of Kim Jong Un... Will they succed? We will see in the next couple of weeks.