A) I got ball hair older than you.
B) I'm mediocre at this on my best of days. Age is a ♥♥♥♥♥.
C) For you walling / aimbotting ♥♥♥♥ : You really aren't fooling anyone but yourself and your fanboy fluffer club you met at last year's NAMBLA retreat. People like myself and others in the game with 1000s of hours played catch it immediately. I am probably one of the few that isn't afraid to call you out publicly so we can all have a good laugh at YOU and realize that no matter how 5h1tty of a day we have, its still better than your life.

So ask yourself "How pathetic am I at life that I cheat at a video game?" Life is a lot harder than a video game. There is no status / economic gain (as far as I know) from it; So basically you are cheating because you have low self-esteem. If there is another reason we would love to hear your rationale so that we may laugh at you some more.

D) First gaming station: Atari 700. Atari 2600 was amazing upgrade. Fan of fps games to relax from the real world / my company (CS since Half-Life mod in 1999 ... so yea ball hair older than you). First FPS: Doom (early '90s). Favorite early game: Castle Wolfenstein, Joust.