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I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

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芙莉莲祝你天天开心
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Merry Christmas~聖誕節快樂喔

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听好了芙莉莲，别想著要在历史上留名，要低调的活著，你在历史上留名的瞬间，就是打开宝箱怪的时候