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Hungary 
🎫 * 🐝 * 🥗 * 🏀 * 🚗 * 🚘 * 📀 * 👽 * 👃 * 💙 * 🍖 * ⛳ * 🥒 * ⚡ * 🌸 * 🐳
ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari. Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife? Man: Nothing. Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything? Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
ㅤ* Sometimes, "I'll get back to you on that" means "I'm going to hide under my desk and hope an idea pops into my head."
💄 * 🐊 * 😺 * 🌏 * 🎈 * 📒 * 🚙 * 💙 * 🚕 * 📘 * 🚙 * 🌂 * 🌸 * 👽 * 📀 * 🍧
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!